…But will probably end up buying anyway!
I saw A Guinea Pig Pride & Prejudice at a bookshop recently, when I was shopping for actual, sane books. I almost bought it, but I restrained myself! It’s cheaper at The Book Depository anyway.
I went home with sensible things: two guidebooks for Italy and a paperback copy of Persuasion (as in the real Jane Austen book, not a book with guinea pigs!).