Bad First Sentences

Bored Panda has a piece featuring bad first sentences of books, and they’re really, really terrible – and hilarious!

I’ve put a few here, but to read a few dozen of them (including some that were rude and I couldn’t bring myself to post!) you can visit the site HERE.

Contest Announced The Worst Opening Sentences In Novels, And They Are Tough To Read. #4

Contest Announced The Worst Opening Sentences In Novels, And They Are Tough To Read. #6

Contest Announced The Worst Opening Sentences In Novels, And They Are Tough To Read. #28

Contest Announced The Worst Opening Sentences In Novels, And They Are Tough To Read. #16

Contest Announced The Worst Opening Sentences In Novels, And They Are Tough To Read. #3

The Week: 12th – 18th February

IMG_5664 Canberra Australia Summer Sunset Sonya Heaney 12th February 2018 Australian Capital Territory Tuggeranong Sky Clouds Nature

IMG_5673 Canberra Australia Summer Sunset Sonya Heaney 12th February 2018 Australian Capital Territory Tuggeranong Sky Clouds Nature

Monday summer sunset in Canberra.

Another hot week, which has made watching the Winter Olympics an odd experience!

The National Multicultural Festival is on here in Canberra at the moment, and we braved the heat and the crowds yesterday afternoon to pay a visit. Should have worn something traditionally Ukrainian!

The Middle Eastern/Gulf section was very strategically organised this year, including the Palestinian part, which has Trump to thank for the slightly awkward Jerusalem billboards. Also notable: Qatar was nowhere near countries like the United Arab Emirates.

We finished it all off with drinks at a Hawaiian bar.

My review of Medal Up: A Winter Games Duology by Nicole Flockton and Fiona Marsden

 Medal Up A Winter Games Duology by Nicole Flockton and Fiona M Marsden

Recommended Olympic-Themed Read

Walk on the Wild Side (One Hot Fling #2) by Natalie Anderson

Fifty Shades is still going?

Fifty Shades of Grey Fifty Shades Freed 2018 Reviews IMDB 3.5 out of 10

Go Canada!

Tessa Virtue Scott Moir Team Event Ice Dance Figure Skating Pyeongchang Winter Olympics 12th February 2018

More Olympic Stuff

Ukrainian Aljona Savchenko and Frernch Bruno Massot of Germany won gold. Pairs Figure Skating Pyeongchang Winter Olympics Korea 2018

Second Sport Update

Jarryd Hughes

I think everybody should know…

Diaper Duty Vampire (Vampires of Amber Heights Book 1) by R E Mullins

Fifty Shades is still going…

I honestly forgot about Fifty Shades of Grey, so was surprised to see another film trailer on the television in the last few days. This is the final movie… correct?

I’ve since read a few articles discussing the Fifty fad, and one point comes up time and again: the story – about a kinky billionaire stalking a young woman – seems extra creepy now. This is because the United States now has a lecherous billionaire as President, and the #metoo and other movements have exposed how many men of Christian Grey’s ilk wield their power to become sex abusers.

In the space of only a few years, this series’ always uncomfortable power dynamic is coming off as ten times creepier than before.

So far, early reviews aren’t promising:

I think everyone should know…

…that this book exists!

Diaper Duty Vampire (Vampires of Amber Heights Book 1) by R E Mullins

Diaper Duty Vampire (Vampires of Amber Heights Book 1) by R E Mullins

During the Civil War, Union soldier, John Alden took a musket ball to the gut. As he gasped his final breath, he was turned into a vampire and started life anew in Amber Heights, Missouri. For over one hundred and fifty years, he’s lived a rather solitary life as a vampire Enforcer.

Young single mother, Joann Clarkson, needs a job and fast. Hoping to be rehired, she returns to Dr. Michaela Blautsauger’s lab prepared to eat a hefty helping of humble pie. She comes to regret that decision when she’s taken hostage. Things look grim but she’ll never stop fighting to escape. Her son needs his mama.

As an Enforcer, John must hunt down the vampire who kidnapped Joann. In his search, John winds up babysitting her toddler Cody. Changing diapers might be worse than getting staked, but nothing compares to how he feels when both mother and child fall into danger again.

The Week: 24th – 30th July

Monday sunshine in Canberra

Today is the twentieth anniversary of the Thredbo landslide. I remember the aftermath of the disaster very clearly, and all the media attention surrounding it. Because people tend to pass through Canberra to get to the Snowy Mountains, it had quite an impact around here.

My review of A Ring for the Pregnant Debutante by Laura Martin

A Repost

This Book!

Cover Love